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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Great Shadow. (SuperShadow: Major huge understatement.) Just wondering who would win in these fights. Darth Sidious and Luke Skywalker as Sith Lords vs. Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan as Jedi Masters. (SuperShadow: Since Anakin is the chosen one and Obi-Wan is the luckiest Jedi of all time, the edge goes to Anakin and Obi-Wan because Luke is not invincible as a Sith.)

Mace Windu, Yoda and Obi-Wan vs. Sidious and Anakin Vader as full fledged Sith Lords. (SuperShadow: The Jedi have no way of defeating Anakin before Anakin destroys the Sith Order.) Then Anakin as a Jedi Master with full time Jedi training vs. Luke as a Jedi Master. (SuperShadow: As a Jedi Master, it would be difficult even for Luke to defeat Anakin as a follower of the light side of the Force.)

Hey SS. First, let me say how blessed the world is to have George Lucas create something as great as Star Wars, Indiana Jones and all his other films. LUCAS IS DA PERSON! (SuperShadow: Bow before the altar of Lucas.) Why didn't Darth Sidious and Darth Vader get rid of the "Rule of Two Sith" and create a Sith Empire after Star Wars Episode 3?

It only seems logical that the old ways weren't working. (SuperShadow: Given Sidious managed to annihilate the entire Jedi Order by himself, Sidious didn't really need to share power with other Sith. Also remember Lucas only had two Sith in the Star Wars classic trilogy so Lucas couldn't have additional Sith like a Sith Council in the brilliant Star Wars prequel trilogy.)

The confrontation between Mace Windu and Boba Fett will be epic in Star Wars Episode 7. I think that Boba will have learned from his father's death in Attack of the Clones and Boba's fight with Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi that blasters aren't the way to go against a Jedi. Boba needs melee sabers attached to each of his arms that are made like the battle batons used by the droids that protected General Grievous in Revenge of the Sith so Boba can fight Mace's light saber. (SuperShadow: Abundant deluge of ingenuity. This idea will be forwarded to Lucas.) Anyways, keep up the terrific work. Later. (SuperShadow: SS.com has no end unless Western Civilization is suddenly toppled.)

Great web site, Mr. Shadow. (SuperShadow: We are the envy of the world literally.) Mace Windu could have survived the fall from Palpatine's office during Revenge of the Sith by hitting air speeders as they a came by. (SuperShadow: I guess so.) This would have slowed down Windu's momentum until he lands in Dexter Jettster's diner's large trash can. (SuperShadow: Quite funny in true Star Wars style.)

Since Dex was a friend of Obi-Wan, Dex felt he had to help Windu soon after Palpatine gave his speech about the Jedi plot. This would make Dex an accomplice so Dex took Windu to Cloud City where Windu went in to Force hibernation in liquid carbonite. (SuperShadow: Very fashionable.)

Hey, Shadow. Will any future Star Wars video games like Battlefront 3 have DMM and Euphoria like the Star Wars The Force Unleashed video game did? (SuperShadow: SS.com doesn't waste time on the LucasArts video games. Not even the ones created by Lucas. Go visit the official LucasArts web site for info about future Star Wars video games.) Is that how the video game industry does it? Do they have new technologies into future video games? (SuperShadow: I don't have an interest in video games.)

How were your Holidays? (SuperShadow: There will be an imminent purification of Earth restoring an Eden like existence.) When will the Star Wars The Clone Wars TV show be available to buy as a complete Season 1 DVD set? (SuperShadow: Lucas says he will probably release the first season of the Clone Wars in DVD packages containing four or five episodes each. The complete Season 1 episodes in one DVD unit would be prohibitively expensive.)

I have read about individual episodes from the TV show being released, but I prefer to have the whole season along with a lot of other people online. (SuperShadow: There will be no Internet version of the new Clone Wars TV show available for purchase.) Other than General Grievous, did any other characters use four light sabers? (SuperShadow: Multi armed Jedi, Sith and Dark Jedi often utilized multiple light sabers at the same time depending on how many arms they have.)

I think it would be cool if Ahsoka Tano, Anakin's Jedi apprentice, gets killed by Grievous and in Star Wars Episode 3 when Ben and Anakin are captured on Grievous' command star ship, (SuperShadow: Grievous' star ship is called the Invisible Hand.) when Anakin meets Grievous for the first time, right when Grievous collects their light sabers and begins to place them inside his coat, Anakin sees Tano's light saber and now realizes her true fate.

Just an idea. (SuperShadow: This enthusiastic concept will be given to Lucas.) No web site matches this one. You stand alone, the best. (SuperShadow: It is a distinct privilege for SS.com to permanently remain the most visited Star Wars fan web site in the Universe, er I mean, the infinite Multiverse.)

Lord Shadow, this concept is "Indy Jones and Marion Ravenwood find the Fountain of Youth," but I don't think "Fountain of Youth" should be in the title. I think it should come as a surprise to the audience, like the contents of the Ark. If I had control of a legitimate Fountain of Youth, I should be able to sell its use for hundreds of millions of dollars, to billionaires who are old. (SuperShadow: A real Fountain of Youth providing immortality would be worth countless trillions of U.S. dollars. You could command the wealth of entire nations for such a treasure.)

George said that Star Wars was a war movie, and that's why most of the lead characters were male. He thought women viewers didn't like war movies. If he's taking the TV series into a different direction, then yes, I can see him featuring more female characters. (SuperShadow: The live action Star Wars TV series will feature more female characters when compared to the Star Wars prequel and classic trilogy. In order to succeed as a weekly TV show, Lucas will need to reach the widest possible audience. Lucas will craft this TV show to attract all age groups both male and female.)

SuperShadow, I have a question regarding the Jedi prophecy of the one said to bring balance to the Force and end the Sith reign forever. How do we really know there really is a Jedi prophecy? (SuperShadow: We don't know anything about the Jedi prophecy except for the brief comments made about it in the Star Wars prequels.)

I mean it was mentioned in the Star Wars prequel trilogy, but never mentioned in the Star Wars classic trilogy. (SuperShadow: As I've explained profusely before, Lucas is making up the plot script story for Star Wars as he goes along. The Jedi prophecy didn't exist until Lucas started writing the mega awesome Star Wars prequels. The Jedi prophecy is an idea borrowed from the Willow movie, which is a Lucasfilm motion picture produced during the 1980's after the theatrical release of Return of the Jedi.)

I mean sure Darth Vader killed Emperor Palpatine and Vader sacrificed himself to save his son, Luke Skywalker, from dying; however, it was just coincidence that Vader died from saving his son. Parents are always protective when it comes to their children. I know Anakin Skywalker is a child of the Force, but Yoda in Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith said the prophecy could have been misinterpreted or misread.

Han Solo on the Millennium Falcon in A New Hope said: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Translating to that the ancient days of the Jedi and the Sith was a bunch of fantasy. Frankly, I don't believe there is a prophecy unless there is an ancient stone tablet that speaks of a prophecy of the one said to bring balance to the Force and ending the Sith reign by a child of the Force. (SuperShadow: Stop searching for the Anti-Christ and the False Prophet. It's like hunting for Bigfoot, ghosts and UFO's. None of it is real so it can never be found. Your nonsense beliefs cannot be factual.)

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Shadow, I would like to see the Jedi go on a mission to a planet where something blocks their connection to the Force. There they meet an enemy that wields a sword that equals the light saber in power. The Jedi have to rely upon their sword fighting skills, without guidance and help from the Force. Perhaps some powerful Jedi could be injured because of this handicap.

It would also be amusing to watch a Jedi have to run after his light saber after it is knocked from his hand, instead of just pulling it back with the Force. What do you think? (SuperShadow: Much groovy potential. You're borrowing concepts from Timothy Zahn's Thrawn trilogy of Star Wars novels. I know, I know. You're all howling and complaining that Lucas doesn't accept the Star Wars expanded universe. Your profound ideas will be forwarded to Lucas.)

Previously on the stunning SS.com: "(SS, why did Mr. Lucas choose Anakin Skywalker to be the one who goes to the dark side of the Force?)"

Bad is, is bad does. Lucas didn't decide until Star Wars Episode V to have Vader as Anakin Skywalker. Now if it ended up to be some one else, it would have been boring. I see it as giving the villain depth. More personal. (SuperShadow: Agreed.) Giving feeling to the character. Rather then some heartless villain. Showing that everything isn't black and white.

Like the Russians during the Cold War. (SuperShadow: The Soviet Union won the Cold War because they NEVER stopped fighting it. They are now running up the score against us. We could be destroyed at any moment and not a single person would suspect the Soviets. The few survivors would blame the cataclysm on radical terrorists. I would gamble the entire financial net worth of Lucas that the Soviets can't stop laughing.)

Sure, we saw them as the enemy, but in fact they are just people with hopes and dreams, jobs and family. Not so far apart from the rest of us. (SuperShadow: The reason The Phantom Menace begins with Anakin Skywalker as a child is because Lucas wanted to show the audience that Darth Vader was not born evil. The young Anakin was normal and dearly compassionate. Anakin didn't become nefarious until after the controlling influence of Darth Sidious.)

SuperShadow. Please, please answer these three questions I had. (SuperShadow: There is absolutely no way your queries get posted. None. Nothing. No chance.) I had e-mailed it to you, but never got a reply back. (SuperShadow: You're not elite enough to communicate with me on a personal basis. Join the Illuminati and then get back to me with the necessary code words.)

Thanks if you can! (SuperShadow: I refuse to answer your bewilderment.) 1. How did Darth Vader disappear when Obi-Wan and Yoda had to learn it? (SuperShadow: Are you suggesting an imbecilic plot mistake by Lucas? I think not. Lucas says Luke Skywalker taught Anakin the ability to vanish at death and return as a Jedi ghost off screen just prior to Anakin joining the choir invisible. No laughing at Lucas. We must worship him without doubt or hesitation. Lucas is infallible.)

2. Does Vader know Darth Sidious has the kyber crystal at all around Sidious' neck? (SuperShadow: Sidious didn't reveal to Vader the true source of Sidious' incredible powers to cloud the entire light side of the Force.) 3. If Count Dooku fought Sidious, who would win? (SuperShadow: With the kyber crystal controlled by Sidious, Lord Darth Tyranus has no hope of defeating Sidious. Only the chosen one can destroy Sidious.)

Once again, I hope you like my continuing idea. I hope Mr. Lucas hears from them as well, if it's good enough. My previous ideas were of the planets celebrating because of the deaths of Darth Sidious and Darth Vader at the conclusion of Return of the Jedi. Yet everything remained under Imperial control. (SuperShadow: This is so.)

Star Wars Episode 7 starts in a space battle. Rebels pass through the blockade and enter the planet and upon landing they fall into a trap set by a few Imperial troops, which kind of looks like the respected movie Saving Private Ryan. While this happens, Luke Skywalker enters the Jedi Temple, and upon entering, senses a disturbance in the Force. Luke was seeing the past when Anakin Skywalker slaughtered all the Jedi. (SuperShadow: Amazement personified.)

There is an important reason why Luke sensed this. But it will not be revealed in Star Wars Episode 7. Now, onto the next part of this hopefully good idea. The war is now over. There is new leadership, a person Luke Skywalker trusts. That person is always under the watch of Princess Leia. The Jedi are once again growing and in many numbers. Han Solo got upset when he saw his Millennium Falcon. Lando Calrissian damaged it.

Lando offered to help fix it for a bit. Han noticed something different about Lando, but didn't care too much about it. Chewbacca helped as well. A bounty hunter has been hired to kill Luke. This is only to distract Luke. The one that hired the bounty hunter knows the bounty hunter will be killed. The one has something special planned. I am new to Star Wars and I love it. (SuperShadow: Sweet temptation of perfection. This boggles my mind beyond description. The Heavens have revealed the glory of existence to me alone. This will be given to Lucas.)

The backlash to "The Clone Wars" movie from fans expecting Star Wars Episode 7, or at least a new story line, has made "Star Wars" vulnerable. (SuperShadow: I warned Lucas to end the Star Wars prequel trilogy with Revenge of the Sith, but Lucas got greedy and made a fourth prequel film called the Star Wars The Clone Wars movie. As always, my advice was correct. The Clone Wars film was the biggest box office mega flop by Lucas since More American Graffiti.)

So far, no studio has taken up the challenge. Everyone seems fascinated with comic book superheroes in armored flying suits. Which means there's a huge market for a new Lucasfilm franchise that meets the expectations of his fans. New heroes. New danger. A hero that we can believe in. (SuperShadow: Lucas has run out of ideas for new profitable movie franchises. Lucas got lucky with Star Wars and Indiana Jones. It's not realistic to expect Lucas to create a third ultra successful movie saga with Lucas being over 64 million years old.)

Lord Shadow, most of the fans expect Star Wars Episode 7 to begin with the Imperial Fleet. (SuperShadow: Star Wars Episode 7 takes place more than thirty years after Return of the Jedi. The Empire no longer endures by that time. The Rebel Alliance defeated the remnants of the Imperial government and military within a few short years after Return of the Jedi.)

I think the Rebel Alliance would have disappeared. (SuperShadow: It didn't disappear. It changed from the Rebellion to the New Republic. A natural transition for the victors of war.) I would like to see your current story line start with "Star Wars Episode 8" and continue with Star Wars Episodes 9 and 10, and save "Star Wars Episode 7" for the back story of Mara Jade and the Fleet Admiral who replaced Palpatine as Emperor. (SuperShadow: No. Your silliness remains trapped in your thoughts.)

I want to comment on the response to a question asked about Darth Maul being alive and with robotic legs. (SuperShadow: Epicly hilarious.) It's not exactly Star Wars fan fiction, but rather a story in the Star Wars graphic novel visionaries. If you are unaware of the book, it is stories written and drawn by George Lucas' Star Wars Episode 3 conceptual artists. (SuperShadow: You make me laugh hardily.

I have a supreme incomparable photo graphic memory beyond comprehension, which means I have memorized every single Star Wars expanded universe story. This is atrociously horrendously awful above the worst terrors of the Universe, which will visit Mankind immediately if not much sooner. Expect certain doom.)

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Yo SS, do you know what the midichlorian level of Galen Marak (Starkiller) is? (SuperShadow: Doesn't exist yet. Lucas will probably reveal this detail in a few years. Lucas works at an extremely slow glacial pace. Nothing can hasten this process.)

Previously posted on SS.com: "(SuperShadow: Lucas has stated that fan based theories about Star Wars are ALWAYS wrong. This fan speculation is never correct even when guessing at random.)"

Does this mean Lucas goes out of his way to disprove fan theories? (SuperShadow: No, of course not. The fans can't read Lucas' mind to determine the secrets of Star Wars.) For example, if a fan theory happened to be correct at the time, would Lucas change the Star Wars script just so he could call it wrong? (SuperShadow: Nyet.

Lucas isn't cruel. Some fan ideas at SS.com are integrated into the Star Wars movies and TV series. What I'm talking about is the random nonsense found at various Star Wars message boards. Those people are NEVER right about anything at all.)

Shadow, I think Darth Bane should try to turn the cloned Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker against each other so the more powerful one is Bane's new apprentice. (SuperShadow: No, this can't happen.) They then turn on Bane and cast him out side of the Dark Jedi. Bane has a few hundred Dark Jedi loyal to Bane and then they plot to over throw the clones of Vader and Luke. Bane then goes to a Jedi Temple and sacks it trying to get a kyber crystal and Jedi holocrons thinking they might be of some use to him. (SuperShadow: Rejected.)

Hey, SS. In Star Wars Episode 2 when Anakin Skywalker slaughters all the Tusken Raiders who killed his mother, what was the proper Jedi way to address this situation? Kill them while suppressing rage and anger? (SuperShadow: Kinda humorous. Attack of the Clones was the first time Anakin crossed over to the dark side of the Force. After this massacre, Anakin was fated to become a Sith Lord. You can blame the Sand People for Anakin's descent into darkness.)

Hey Supes, I've been reading a lot about fans wondering why Obi-Wan didn't finish the job on Anakin on Mustafar during Revenge of the Sith and I have a theory. Obi-Wan had quite the emotional rant after disarming Anakin about how they were brothers and everything. Regardless of how Jedi are trained not to feel emotion, the bond those two had was unmistakable. (SuperShadow: True enough.)

Obi-Wan couldn't bring himself to finish the job. Even if Anakin didn't perish, how was Obi-Wan to know Anakin was strong enough not only to continue on as a Sith, but be almost as powerful as before his injuries? Let me know what you think! (SuperShadow: This is a portent sign of a fantastic mind.)

When Anakin first met Padme at Watto's junk shop on Tatooine in The Phantom Menace, Anakin asked Padme if she was an angel from Iego. The planet and its many moons are revealed in the great two part story with the Blue Shadow virus. The web comic shows how did Captain Typho caught the tactical droid. What kind of alien is Doctor Nuvo Vindi?

Looks like Naboo did suffer a bit in the Clone Wars. More new characters. They are: Naboo Queen Neeyuntee, successor of Jamilla and predecessor to Apilana. Peppi Bow was a female Gungan tending to shaaks. Jaybo Hood, who's like Anakin rebuilding battle droids and vulture droids. I saw Quarren, Nikto, Ithorian, Rodian species and a beautiful angel on Iego.

Jar Jar Brinks briefly uses a blaster. I guess Vindi is going to be captured on Coruscant after being punished. (SuperShadow: Lucas needs to reference more about "Shadow" in the new Star Wars The Clone Wars TV series. Me, me and always more me.)

From a previous post at the ecstatically ingenious SS.com: "Please post! P.S. You are the best! (SuperShadow: This is difficult for commoners to comprehend, but the will of the Force guided Obi-Wan to leave Anakin for dead. Obi-Wan was convinced that Darth Vader could NOT survive his catastrophic injuries. This is the tragic fate of underestimating the powers of the dark side of the Force.)"

This is interesting indeed; however, this would place all events as the product of fate and providence, rather than one's free will. (SuperShadow: Excellent point.) In this case, Anakin cannot really be held responsible for being good or evil as he is merely an agent of the Force's willing, if this follows.

So, when Anakin turns to the dark side, is it really his fall from grace, or was this meant to be all along? (SuperShadow: Free will and destiny are difficult to reconcile. Both exist, but are completely separate and distinct. This creates many ironic paradoxical enigmas, which baffle our brains.)

If we are all mere agents to a greater force that guides our destiny and we are powerless to change it; then without free will, how can one be considered good/evil or victor/victim? How does one place the value of greatness or failure? (SuperShadow: There are certain aspects of reality we can NEVER understand. Such is the realm of the supernatural immortals, who we can't fathom. Not ever.)

Dear Supes. First, I would like to start off by saying I, as well as many more, appreciate you taking the time to answer questions for lowly fans such as us. (SuperShadow: Honestly, I don't care what you think. Your words don't matter.) Here is my question. When Luke Skywalker is about to go to the cave on Dagobah during The Empire Strikes Back, Yoda says Luke will see only what Luke takes with him.

Now I know Luke saw Vader because Luke took his blaster guns and light saber. What would Luke have seen had he not taken them? (SuperShadow: We've discussed this before. We can't really know what Luke would have saw in the cave if Luke were without weapons. Perhaps, Luke would have seen a vision of Padme Amidala, Qui-Gon Jinn or Shmi Skywalker. It is all possible from the unknown nature of truth.)

And second how much more powerful would Luke have been if Luke stayed to complete his training with Yoda? (SuperShadow: Most inquisitive. Luke would have benefited greatly from further training with Yoda, but it really wasn't necessary since Luke didn't have to fight Darth Sidious.

If Luke had chose to battle Sidious with Luke's light saber at the end of Return of the Jedi, Sidious would have taken Luke out in a micro second. It was the will of the Force for Luke to throw down his light saber and refuse to kill Vader and Sidious. Luke chose wisely.)

Thank you so much for all of your wonderful answers. Hope one day in my field of computers I can work alongside you and Lucas. Have a good one. (SuperShadow: There is literally no situation whereby you can meet Lucas or myself. The fans and everyone else need to give up the fruitless hope of meeting the ultimate Star Wars puppet masters. This isn't even theoretically possible.)

Yo Supes, how's it? (SuperShadow: The American stock market has fallen to 1997 levels as the endless economic depression deepens.) Anyway two quick questions. First, when Palpatine revealed his true identity as the Sith Lord and Anakin drew his light saber, but did not kill Palpatine, let's say Anakin does retaliate and goes to strike Palpatine down.

Would Darth Sidious have defeated Anakin or would Sidious be caught by surprise and Anakin becomes the hero to the Jedi Order? (SuperShadow: If the Jedi prophecy is real and if Anakin is the chosen one, then Sidious would be unable to kill Anakin. It would appear Anakin would have defeated Sidious. End of the Sith Order and no Empire.)

And second, what if Anakin had decided to go with Padme before going to the Mustafar system and run away? What would happen to Luke and Leia Skywalker? Thanks a million. (SuperShadow: Very astute question by you. If Anakin wasn't a Sith, then Sidious would have found a new Sith apprentice.

It still would have been Anakin's fate to confront Sidious and destroy the Sith Order eventually, but we don't know what involvement Luke and Leia would have. Anakin and Padme might have joined the Rebel Alliance. Extremely fascinating to consider.)

Dear SS. I was watching the special features on the Star Wars Episode 3 DVD and it says that Anakin Skywalker lost the duel against Obi-Wan because Anakin's anger and turning to the dark side diminished Anakin's skills to fight. So by saying that does it mean Anakin was more powerful as a Jedi or a Sith? (SuperShadow: I believe the main problem was the fact Vader had just become a Sith Lord. Vader didn't have a chance to master the powers of the dark side.

In comparison, Obi-Wan had been studying and practicing the ways of the light side of the Force for over 30 years. It's unfair to judge Vader given Vader has practically no Sith training from Sidious during Revenge of the Sith. Fast forward two decades to A New Hope and Vader is now a master of the dark side, which is why Obi-Wan couldn't destroy Vader during the Star Wars classic trilogy.)

Monday, February 23, 2009

Hi SS. You said once that if Qui-Gon Jinn had survived The Phantom Menace, Anakin Skywalker would not have turned to the dark side of the Force? (SuperShadow: Probably true. This is why Lucas couldn't have Qui-Gon in Attack of the Clones or Revenge of the Sith.) Why did Qui-Gon have such an influence on Anakin, but Obi-Wan did not?

Anakin knew Obi-Wan for quite a bit longer. (SuperShadow: That's an excellent question. Anakin and Qui-Gon had a unique and special Force bond created by Qui-Gon realizing the awesome destiny that awaited Anakin. Obi-Wan was unable to make this deep of a connection with Anakin because it was not the will of the Force. It was Obi-Wan's unfortunate fate to create the mechanical Darth Vader monstrosity.)

Where is the Irina Spalko pics section from Indiana Jones 4 and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? (SuperShadow: SS.com worships Star Wars and Lucas. Not Indiana Jones and Steven Spielberg. We don't have much content at SS.com about Indy Jones except for the brilliantly ingenious and official Indiana Jones 5 plot script summary written by Lucas.)

Previously posted at the astounding SS.com: "(SuperShadow: According to Lucas, Korriban is not the official Sith home planet. Garbage from the Star Wars expanded universe is not reliable Star Wars history approved by Lucas.)"

Right SS, but Korriban was CONSIDERED to be the home of the Sith since that's where all the Sith Lords are buried and where the Sith Academy once stood before they destroyed it. (SuperShadow: You make me laugh. This is not fact until this info is revealed in the Star Wars movies, TV series or video games inspired and created by Lucas.)

Star Wars forever. Lucasfilm forever. (SuperShadow: Nothing lasts forever especially what you love most about life.) May Lucas' divine intellect change the Heavens and Earth. For all eternity! (SuperShadow: Lucas has a very, very extremely limited impact on the world around him. There are many in society, who believe Steven Spielberg, James Cameron or Ridley Scott created Star Wars. This is understandable because they all look identical with beards, mustaches and Neanderthal head hair.)

SS. I know you will say: "I have no vision for the Star Wars saga." But I believe it was Yoda's fault that Anakin Skywalker turned to the dark side. (SuperShadow: Explain more.) Yoda was apprehensive about training Anakin from the beginning and refused to make Anakin a Jedi Master. (SuperShadow: The enormous size of Yoda's incompetence is difficult to understand with a simplistic Human mind. Yoda never got anything right during the Star Wars prequel trilogy, not even by accident.)

But Darth Sidious took Anakin in and believed in Anakin. Deceitfully, of course. So I can see why Anakin turned. (SuperShadow: Pure genius examination by you. Sidious was the greatest political and military mastermind in the history of the galaxy. Unfortunately, Yoda wasn't. Not even close. Yoda was the diametrical opposite of Sidious. Yoda couldn't have sabotaged the Old Republic and Jedi Order more even if Yoda was doing it on purpose.)

SuperShadow, an idea spawned on me for Star Wars Episode VIII - The Republic in Crisis. Ready? Kyle Katarn to Shindor: "Shindor, you killed my father." Jerec: "No Katarn. It was that Emperor Palatine hired to kill Morgan Katarn. I killed your father." Kyle Katarn: "What impossible. Nooooo!" See the drama in Star Wars Episode 8 and counter reflects Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back. (SuperShadow: Semi sorta O.K.)

Hey, quick and easy one. Why didn't Luke Skywalker go with Yoda and Princess Leia with Obi-Wan or vice versa at the end of Revenge of the Sith? (SuperShadow: As explained earlier, Yoda is incompetent.) Why not train the Skywalker twins secretly to fight Darth Vader and the Emperor? (SuperShadow: Because at the time of A New Hope in 1977, Luke and Leia were not twins and the two were not related by blood to Darth Vader. Initially, Vader and Anakin Skywalker were separate characters as Obi-Wan correctly explained to Luke in A New Hope.

It wasn't until Lucas started working on The Empire Strikes Back that Vader became Anakin and the father of Luke. Then when Lucas began writing Return of the Jedi with Lawrence Kasdan, Lucas decided to make Luke and Leia twins. Lucas made up the back story of the Star Wars prequels at random literally without careful planning. Lucas always makes Star Wars up as he goes along. This is why we can't predict what is going to happen in the Star Wars The Clone Wars TV show because Lucas has no idea what he's going to do next.)

And why is Yoda such a coward? Why didn't Yoda and Obi-Wan retaliate immediately and go together to fight Darth Sidious after Revenge of the Sith? (SuperShadow: Yoda and Obi-Wan were absolutely terrified of the Sith Lords especially Darth Sidious. Yoda was convinced only the chosen one could defeat Sidious.) (When did they find out Darth Vader survived)? (SuperShadow: Imperial news reports on the Holonet about Vader is how everybody knew about Darth Vader being alive.)

Lord Shadow, I think this would be a feasible concept for a new franchise. I think you already have such a society envisioned for Star Wars Episodes 10, 11 and 12, and the question becomes, Do you want to wait? Do you want to wait for the public's reaction to the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (SuperShadow: Star Wars Episodes 7, 8 and 9.) plus another twenty years? Or do a different version now? (SuperShadow: In order for Lucasfilm to remain financially viable and solvent, Lucas has to spread out the theatrical release of the Star Wars movie trilogies as much as possible.)

I like the idea that our hero is idealistic and has a grand scheme to improve the world, and the bad guys hire a thug to stop the plan. Like "The Dark Knight," Indy Jones needs to face a villain as powerful as The Joker or the Nazis. And their conflict is overshadowed by the power of the relic?

It might be ironic if the villain had taken Indy's class at Marshall College, and thought he was a terrible professor, always running off to do some errand instead of holding office hours? (SuperShadow: Being a university professor is the idyllic life. You can make $ 100 thousand U.S. dollars plus yearly with not having to really do any work. All you have to do is get published in some obscure scholarly journal every few years.)

Lord Shadow, I'm thinking about a story line that will follow the plot formula. (SuperShadow: Absolutely ALL Star Wars and Indiana Jones films, produced during the lifetime of Lucas, must strictly follow the Star Wars and Indiana Jones plot formula. However, this isn't going to be true for Star Wars Episodes 10, 11 and 12 because Lucas will be deceased before 2040 so we don't have to follow his wishes.)

I was only joking about Battlefield Earth being good. I haven't even seen it. (SuperShadow: No shock since you can't understand how to operate electronic equipment like televisions and DVD machines. Laughing at you personally is time consuming.)

Master Shadow, had Vader defeated Obi-Wan on Mustafar, but Obi-Wan escaped with his life and Padme survived child birth, what would happen to Padme? (SuperShadow: Padme would be imprisoned on Coruscant.) Then if Padme agreed with the terms she had by giving up Luke and Leia and then every thing happened exactly as it did in the Star Wars original trilogy, but when Luke fought Vader, Luke turned to the dark side, then would Leia become a Jedi? (SuperShadow: Yeah, Leia eventually becomes a Jedi.)

Then would Palpatine cast Vader aside, but Vader over the years found a kyber crystal that was five times as strong as Sidious' kyber crystal, would they kill Sidious (Luke and Vader) and who would do it? (SuperShadow: The will of the Force required Anakin to kill Sidious in order to fulfill the Jedi prophecy of the chosen one, who will bring balance to the Force by eradicating the Sith Order.)

Then if Vader and Luke found our heroes with Yoda and Leia as Jedi and they fight Vader and Luke with Padme, Chewbacca, Han Solo, Lando Calrissian, R2-D2 and C-3PO in the room, what would happen then? (SuperShadow: Leia and Padme would find a way to redeem Luke and Anakin back to the light side of the Force. Without Sidious, Anakin would no longer have an interest in being a Sith Lord.)

SuperShadow, how do people write Star Wars novels? (SuperShadow: The top executives of LucasBooks choose specific professional authors to pen the Star Wars books.) If Lucasfilm finds a story interesting that someone has in mind, do they permit it? In the Star Wars expanded universe, of course. (SuperShadow: LucasBooks controls the overall direction of the story for the Star Wars books, but the authors can make up their own plot specifics when writing the individual Star Wars books.)

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Hi, I and some fans say the Star Wars Blue-ray disc collector set, among many bonus features and surprises, will include an interview with you. Can you confirm that? (SuperShadow: Lucas isn't even considering releasing the Star Wars movie episodes on Blu-ray until 2018. No extra bonus materials have been created for the Blu-ray edition of the Star Wars prequel and classic trilogies.)

Plot error. Is Luke Skywalker not the chosen one instead of Anakin Skywalker or yeah? (SuperShadow: Lucas says Anakin is the chosen one. You can believe whatever you want though.) Besides I have no idea how Luke is the strongest, but I believe it is Obi-Wan, who is best. (SuperShadow: Luke is without question the greatest Jedi Master of all time in history ever.)

Watching the Star Wars The Clone Wars TV series on the official Star Wars web site, does that count as a viewer? (SuperShadow: Nielsen TV ratings don't include individuals watching television shows on the Internet. You need to watch the Cartoon Network on a real TV set.)

I could win against you and Lucas at a game of Star Wars Trivial Pursuit. (SuperShadow: Not possible. The number one mega genius in the world has no rival.)

SuperShadow, question. What would happen if General Grievous obtained Darth Sidious' kyber crystal? (SuperShadow: Grievous would become ultra powerful.) Would Grievous be able to use the Force? (SuperShadow: Grievous can already utilize the powers of the Force.)

Without the kyber crystal whose power level would Sidious' power be roughly equivalent to? (SuperShadow: Sidious would drop in strength to the level of Darth Imperius, Darth Ghore and Darth Vak.) You probably have this posted somewhere, but can the Jedi use the kyber crystal? (SuperShadow: No, the kyber crystal can only be implemented for evil purposes.)

Hi SS. Would the kyber crystal be of any use to a non Force user? (SuperShadow: Yeah, of course. The kyber crystal is worth trillions of credits to the Sith Lords and Dark Jedi. You would be extremely wealthy in the end.)

SuperShadow, in the Star Wars live action TV series, which is set to debut in Fall 2011, according Lucas' schedule, will the 1st, 2nd or 3rd seasons reveal how the death star 1 plans were taken from the Galactic Empire and in the hands of the Rebel Alliance or Princess Leia Organa? (SuperShadow: Nyet. Too silly to waste time on such matters.)

If the death star plans are taken as shown in one of the episodes of the live action TV series, then Lucas must have Kyle Katarn in the TV series because it was Kyle, who mastered the operation of taking the technical death star 1 plans on the Danuta system according the Star Wars data bank. (SuperShadow: Katarn won't be seen in a Star Wars motion picture until Star Wars Episode 7 in 2021.)

Shadow, how many people can a clone gun ship hold? (SuperShadow: About twelve.) Then how many people can a clone cruiser hold the big one? (SuperShadow: One thousand or more.) I was just thinking have Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano, with Jar Jar Binks and Obi-Wan, get in a fight with Separatist star ships.

They have three star ships and are outnumbered 3 to 1. The Separatist star ship has General Grievous and Asajj Ventress on it. They blow up all three star ships and about all the escape pods and gun ships have been launched. Jar Jar is with Anakin and Ahsoka. They have about 20 star ships and pods left, but then Separatist star ships shoot all, but three gun ships and three escape pods into oblivion. (SuperShadow: Very, very interesting.)

Hey SS, if you listen closely to the latest version of Return of the Jedi, when Darth Vader is watching Darth Sidious fry Luke Skywalker, you can hear Qui-Gon Jinn say: "Anakin!" and you know that's how come Vader killed Sidious and later knew how to disappear as a Force ghost. You know it's true! (SuperShadow: This is a false fan myth, which has no hope of becoming a reality.)

SuperShadow, coolest person anywhere! (SuperShadow: I'm far beyond this.) A quick question. If Anakin Skywalker was defeated on Mustafar, but not injured where Anakin had to wear a mechanical suit to keep Anakin alive, etc., would Anakin still be dressed in black with a cape and all? (SuperShadow: Pure ingenuity to the extreme. It's doubtful Anakin would look anything like the mechanized Darth Vader if Anakin suffered no catastrophic harm at the end of Revenge of the Sith.)

Have this picture as your SS banner, please! (SuperShadow: No. NEVER.)

Why do you always insist you are right about the light saber mistakes that people say are true? You say they aren't, but they are! Go watch the Star Wars original trilogy again! (SuperShadow: I have the Star Wars films on a continuous loop. I watch them every day.) You WILL find that all four people, who have gotten in on this argument were right and you were wrong. (SuperShadow: You're delusional.)

And everyone who agrees with me, please say so. Please post on your web site. (SuperShadow: Not gonna happen.) P.S. Why doesn't anyone get what color Vader's light saber turns? IT TURNS turquoise! (SuperShadow: I don't agree.)

SuperShadow, on the 17th, you posted my response to when you chewed someone out about light sabre mistakes. I did NOT say that Vader's light sabre turns aqua lavender. I said it turns magenta. (SuperShadow: I don't value your opinion, but you overly care about what I have to say. Such are the blessings I deserve.)

Hey, SS. Which of these would you rather be? 1. The weakest Jedi, but best looking. (SuperShadow: I already have superior super model features.) 2. Ugliest Sith Lord and immune to self destruction. (SuperShadow: Inquisitive.) 3. Dark Jedi with half the self destruction and mediocre looks. We already know that you are better than them all so that can't be your answer. (SuperShadow: I have to be me. This means all powerful, intensely charismatic, too compassionate, massively intelligent and gorgeous at the same time.)

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Will the Darth Vader clone look like Anakin Skywalker? (SuperShadow: Yes, the Vader clone looks exactly like Hayden Christensen. The Vader clone is a genetic duplicate of Anakin.)

In Star Wars Episode 8, you should have to start a X-Wing against a Sith star ship with the X-Wing carrying a message from Mara Jade and Anakin Solo to Ben Skywalker and the Jedi ghosts on Mustafar. The X-Wing is destroyed, but R2-D2 which was in the fighter descends to Tatooine with C-3PO and the Jedi Master Mace Windu.

The star destroyer heads for the hidden Republic base where Han Solo and Princess Leia are hiding from Shadown. The star destroyer attacks the base which was at Polis Massa. The AR were forced to escape Han and Leia go in the Millennium Falcon and take C-3PO and R2-D2 to Ben Skywalker when soon after Shadown tracks them, but has missed them and kills Windu.

Ben receives R2-D2 and C-3PO and trains with the ghosts while Han and Leia and some AR ships look for Mara Jade and Anakin Solo. Ben finishes his training early and goes after Shadown, who finds first they enter a fierce light saber duel. This time Shadown has two light sabers.

Ben Skywalker is able to cut off Shadown's face and legs as Obi-Wan did to Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars Episode 3, but before this Shadown reveals that their brotherhood is more than a rumor. Mara Jade has placed Anakin to the Jedi Trials and given him an apprentice called Paron Lighton. (SuperShadow: This brilliance will be forwarded to Lucas instantaneously.)

SS, Anakin Skywalker / Darth Vader was deceived twice in the most two important scenes in both Star Wars movie trilogies. One by Darth Sidious to get Anakin to cut off Mace Windu's hand that let Anakin fall to the dark side. Also, when Luke Skywalker let the Emperor use Force lightning upon him to turn Vader back to the light side of the Force, which in fact brought balance to the Force. Interesting to say the least. (SuperShadow: You are a stunning scholar. This will be shipped to Lucas.)

O.K., I just read Star Wars Episode 7 will be released in 2021. Why that late? I know Lucas said he is spending 10 years producing Star Wars TV series. I hope he's not on about the computer animated TV cartoons because that's not worth waiting for this Star Wars Episode 7 movie. (SuperShadow: We can't challenge the authority of Lucas.)

I could be dead by then and I wanna see all the Star Wars movies. (Goodness forbid). George might not be with us then. Mind Lucas would probably just become a Jedi ghost and direct the movie that way. But I think he should produce them quicker. They are more important than Star Wars TV shows. (SuperShadow: Don't be negative all the time.)

Hey SS. Just done the interactive Star Wars Episode 7 story. (SuperShadow: Tantalizing paradise for every fan.) Are these plots that Lucas is planning on possibly using or is it just for fun? (SuperShadow: It depends on which aspects of the Choose Your Destiny of Fate the fans most prefer. We will conduct extensive polling to determine what the fans love most about the interactive version of Star Wars Episode 7.)

The story seems really good I enjoyed it. When is Lucas planning on starting filming of Star Wars Episode 7? (SuperShadow: Spring or Summer 2019.) I read on your web site around time of the Star Wars Episode 3 release it would be around now or next year or so. (SuperShadow: Not true. The theatrical release date for Star Wars Episode 7 has always been May of 2021. Not a day earlier. No matter what happens including doomsday curses from the Mayan.)

Shadow, how easy would it be for Darth Sidious to kill General Grevious in a light saber fight? (SuperShadow: It would be difficult, but Grievous would make mistakes and Sidious would take advantage of these errors to achieve victory.)

In Star Wars Episode 7, you should have Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade have Ben Skywalker and another Skywalker like **** and have him fall to the dark side of the Force under the influence of Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, Count Dooku and the dark side left in Vader's ghost while the Rebel Alliance rename themselves the Army of the New Republic.

And Luke and the Jedi ghosts run the new Jedi Council meanwhile **** becomes Darth Shadown and re-animates the dead storm troopers and turns them into cyborgs calling them cyber troopers meanwhile Anakin Solo is discovered as having the Force quite strong with him and is getting training from Mara Jade is secretly a Jedi herself.

The Sith Lord Darth Shadown is now ready to face Luke Skywalker or as he calls him "Master Skywalker" and descends to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant below here he confronts Ben and Luke while Mara Jade and Anakin are holding back heaps of cyber troopers while Shadown and the two Skywalkers engage in a swoop bike chase to the ANR base where they head into a maze like area with lots of force field gates.

And Shadown and Luke manage to fight, but Ben can't follow the two because one of the gates wouldn't open for Ben and Luke got killed. Meanwhile, Anakin and Mara Jade retreat from the cyber trooper attack and nearly all the Jedi are killed.

Meanwhile, Ben can finally get through the gate and begins to battle with Shadown. Ben wins but Shadown manages to escape and the Jedi once again are forced to hide, but figure out a way to keep in touch. I will explain my ideas for Star Wars Episodes 8 and 9 next time. (SuperShadow: Bravo. Very, very extremely impressive.)

Lord Shadow, I know George is trying to keep up his enthusiasm for his Star Wars TV series, but the Event Movie is what George does best. "Star Wars" was an important event in the lives of many young people because it was their FIRST event movie. The first movie that they would ask their parents to mark on their calendars. Is there any way that a Star Wars TV show without Jedi Knights is going to be that kind of an event? (SuperShadow: Probably not. Lucas doesn't really care.)

Hey Supes, simple question that needs answering. Vader is completely taken by surprise when the Emperor tells him the son of Anakin Skywalker is alive and well, but in the beginning Vader is already saying he wants Skywalker. So when did Vader really find out that Luke Skywalker was alive and what effect did it have on Vader? (SuperShadow: Imperial spies immediately reported to Vader after the Battle of Yavin 4 that a young pilot named Luke Skywalker destroyed the death star.

Vader now realized it was his son, who somehow managed to survive Revenge of the Sith. Vader didn't want Darth Sidious to know that Luke was alive, but Imperial spies explained to Sidious about the existence of Luke. Vader was desperate to protect Luke, which is why Vader tricks Sidious into thinking Sidious can have Luke as an important ally.)

Friday, February 20, 2009

It seems to me that Darth Vader's number one ultimate power was intimidation. Plus we don't see Vader use Force lightning because there is still good in him. Force lightning is a form of torture. (SuperShadow: Very astute reasoning.) I was just wondering, did Vader ever master the Force lightning ability?

Or was Vader vulnerable to use it because of his metal suit? Thanks! (SuperShadow: Fan theories about Vader NOT being able to fire Force lightning are absolutely false. Just because we didn't see Vader utilize Sith lightning in the Star Wars movies doesn't automatically mean Vader is unable to use Force lightning.)

What is Admiral Ackbar's other name? (SuperShadow: The only official name Ackbar has is the one mentioned directly during Return of the Jedi. The worthless crap from the Star Wars expanded universe of novels and comic books is completely wrong.)

Sup SS? So I had a rad idea that I wanted to share with you. Axl Rose (SuperShadow: The insane lead singer of Guns N Roses.) as a Jedi in Star Wars Episode 7? Think about it! (SuperShadow: Nyet. Axl would have a negative impact on the theatrical box office gross of Star Wars Episode 7 given the commercial failure and anti popularity of the new Guns N Roses album named Chinese Democracy.)

How much will Obi-Wan's Force ghost be in Star Wars 7, 8 and 9? (SuperShadow: Not at all until the conclusion of Star Wars Episode 9 after the dark side has been permanently destroyed for ever and ever. Amen.) Will Lucas tell us Rex's fate in the Star Wars The Clone Wars TV series? (SuperShadow: Perhaps in the final season of the new Clone Wars TV show.)

If you don't mind, what was your I.Q.? (SuperShadow: Extremely above the ordinary intelligence quotient of the average mega genius. Most I.Q. tests can't measure the fullness of my astounding intellect.)

Shadow, I just read that the end of the world is expected to be December 22, 2012! Can you tell Lucas to finish the Star Wars sequels and release them now?! THANKS! (SuperShadow: Not possible. Even if Lucas started writing the screen play for Star Wars Episode 7 immediately, the film wouldn't be ready for release in multiplexes until May of 2014 because Star Wars Episode 7 features the most complex action sequences in the history of cinema. Looks like the Mayan are going to ruin your life again. Divine retribution definitely.)

SuperShadow, who invented Kyle Katarn? (SuperShadow: Katarn is from the Star Wars expanded universe and not from the mind of Lucas.) Was the expanded universe Jedi Knight and friend of Luke Skywalker thought up by Lucas or did several expanded universe writers think of Kyle Katarn from the expanded universe? (SuperShadow: I don't really care.

Go ask this question at a Star Wars fan web site dedicated to the Star Wars expanded universe. Oh wait, there are no fan web sites for the Star Wars expanded universe. Apparently, nobody else cares either. More infinite laughing from me as usual.)

We can't wait until 2021 for the next Star Wars movie to come out. Make it more like 2010 or 2015. (SuperShadow: There may be future films based on the Star Wars TV shows in cineplexes so technically speaking the next Star Wars movie will be out in theaters before Star Wars Episode 7 in 2021. This is not certain after the box office ultra flop called the Star Wars The Clone Wars movie.)

SS, is it true that Darth Sidious found Darth Maul when Maul was a child and tested Maul, then trained Maul? (SuperShadow: The only true historical information about Darth Maul is found exclusively and only at SS.com in the History of the Jedi and Sith section. Maul's exact age is not revealed when Maul began Sith training under Darth Sidious. It's an unknown likely to NEVER be explained by Lucas.)

Hey SS, you say that Darth Tyranus is definitely stronger than Darth Maul. Is that overall or just in Force abilities? (SuperShadow: Maul is slightly superior to Tyranus in light saber proficiency, but in every other tangible and intangible category that can be measured Tyranus is clearly above Maul. This includes Force powers and strategic genius.)

Because Tyranus failed to impress us in light saber abilities whereas Maul was beyond spectacular. (SuperShadow: To his credit, Tyranus was the only Sith Lord to defeat Yoda, Obi-Wan and Anakin Skywalker. Maul was defeated by a novice and inexperienced Jedi padawan at the end of The Phantom Menace.)

I would think in a straight up light saber battle Maul would defeat Tyranus, but I agree that Tyranus would win in overall Force abilities. Thanks and keep rocking! (SuperShadow: SS.com literally doesn't finish ever. That's the best news you've heard in a long, long time. The gross domestic product of America may decrease to nothingness, but SS.com will be eternal. Life continues to get better and better.)

Yo SuperShadow, just another thought to ponder on. In all actuality, there is no two sides to the Force. (Good or evil). The Force bends and changes to ones own will or primary objective. Those who call on the Force to let's say destroy an entire Republic will happen because the Force itself has no sense of right or wrong. It's the user's own inner power to which the Force is attracted to. (SuperShadow: Fascinating.)

It's a proven fact that when you do something out of anger or spite, you are in fact more stronger then the person you're facing or thing standing in your way. Darth Sidious wanted to destroy the Jedi and Old Republic so badly, Sidious made the Force bend to his will. Same goes for Luke Skywalker. Luke destroyed the dark side by making the Force do his bidding and not ever allowing the Force to do the bidding of evil people ever again.

Luke owns the Force and the Force will forever serve Luke as its master. Only those who can react on clear thoughtful actions can redirect any angry person they face or know when it's the perfect time to strike. Therefore, the will of the Force reacts on the intentions and the power of the one who calls it. Just thinking out loud here and I understand if I'm way off base.

Make fun of all you want. (SuperShadow: Those sad individuals, who base their lives on envy and hatred, spend a good portion of their existence in captivity. Evil always leads to the self destruction of the individual. Don't mess up your life over things that don't matter.)

Hmmm. Let's say, for the purpose of this concept, that the Martians did this. They created a Machine Intelligence so powerful, they could control the universe. This is the plot of "Forbidden Planet." The Krell found a way to turn energy directly into matter, and then left their physical bodies behind, to travel someplace else. Dr. Morbius and his crew landed on their abandoned planet and most of them died before realizing how the machine operated. (SuperShadow: Extraterrestrials are nonsense.)

What IF the crew of the ship going from Earth to Mars is three humanoid robots? The payload cost of sending a human being to Mars would be enormous. Food, oxygen, enough room to move. A robot could simply turn itself off until the ship arrives. (SuperShadow: The machine gods of the future created by Humanity will have no need for us.)

Lord Shadow, over on George's page at the staggeringly ingenious SS.com:

George Lucas: We've never faced a crisis in so many areas of society before. As for my personal finances, I've taken a substantial decrease in my wealth based on the poor performance of the domestic and international stock markets over the past year or so.

Inconceivable. If George Lucas doesn't get financial advice that allows him to profit from any change in the stock market, what hope is there for the rest of us? (SuperShadow: Very tragic unfortunate thinking by you. You must not be a multi millionaire. The hyper wealthy don't sell stocks and real estate because the appreciation of these possessions can't be taxed until initiation of the capital gains tax.

For example, if Skywalker Ranch was worth $ 10 million U.S. dollars 20 or more years ago and if Skywalker Ranch is now valued at a conservative estimate of $ 400 million U.S dollars plus, Lucas has had no tax consequences for this dramatic increase in wealth over the years other than normal property taxes. This is how the richest of the rich amass untold wealth.

The most successful people like Lucas and myself can't afford to sell stocks and real estate. Not ever. If you don't need the money, then there is no reason to sell these things if you have to pay taxes. Lucas will NEVER sell Skywalker Ranch, Star Wars, Indiana Jones or Lucasfilm because the taxes are too frightening to behold.)

I don't get this who would win in a fight between Anakin Skywalker in his prime as a full fledged Jedi Master with full time Jedi training vs. Luke Skywalker, the greatest Jedi Master of all time. Who does the Force favor out of the two of them and why? (SuperShadow: Anakin has the advantage over Luke if the Jedi prophecy has not yet been fulfilled by Anakin. If Anakin has eradicated the Sith Order, then Luke is invincible against Anakin.)

Plus in the fight Darth Sidious is alive some where. So would the prophecy of the chosen one protect Anakin as a full Jedi Master or Luke at his prime? (SuperShadow: If Anakin is the chosen one, no Force sentient, not even Luke, can destroy or kill Anakin.)

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Hey mighty SuperShadow. The Force is with you! (SuperShadow: Too funny to be believed.) I have invented some Jedi names. Tell me what you think of them. (SuperShadow: Ridiculously awful Jedi names omitted by me.) They could be the best Jedi in the new Jedi Order of Master Luke Skywalker. I also have a name for a plant similar like Coruscant: (SuperShadow: Horrendously terrible name omitted by me.) Keep up the good work and Star Wars Episode 5 is the best, I think. (SuperShadow: Please try again later.)

Hi SS, I was wondering if in the Star Wars The Clone Wars TV show or the live action Star Wars TV show, if Watto or Dexter Jettster will make an appearance? (SuperShadow: Doubtful. This suggestion will be sent to Lucas pronto.)

SS. Here's some questions I know people think, but never asked about Darth Vader. O.K., (deep breath) did Vader just have the one mechanical black suit or did Vader have many? (SuperShadow: Vader had dozens of his classic black mask and armor available.) How did Vader eat? Did he have a special way of bathing himself?

I am sure he used maybe a special foam or something because of the scars and burns. Plus, how did he go to the bathroom? (SuperShadow: This was all taken care of in Vader's hyperbolic chamber, which is briefly seen on Vader's star destroyer during The Empire Strikes Back.)

Sups. Where is Lucasfilm located? I know it's in California, United States, but which city? Thank you. (SuperShadow: Skywalker Ranch is located near Nicasio, California in Marin County on Lucas Valley Road. Lucasfilm headquarters is found at the new Letterman Digital Arts Center at the Presidio in San Francisco, California.)

Shadow, I think the Dark Jedi should put the cloned Vader unconscious on a table and place the Darth Vader armor on the clone. Then the Dark Jedi restrain the Vader clone because the clone then goes into shock and lashes out with all his Force powers and then Shindor says: "Lord Vader, rise." The Vader clone comes up and you see the new armor gleaming in the light. (SuperShadow: Brings tears to my eyes.)

They should be on a volcanic planet. The Vader clone steps out and he then goes on top of a volcano and it erupts behind him and he activates his red bladed light saber and takes off his Vader helmet and has those Sith yellow molten gold eyes and he laughs. Luke Skywalker then uses a wall as support and Ben Skywalker and Anakin Solo help Luke and they ask what is wrong.

Luke says: "A great evil has awakened. One of the strongest evils I ever felt. It is like Vader's." They ask: "Our grandfather?" Luke says: "No, Anakin Skywalker was your grandfather. Vader is dead. Anakin killed him. But I don't know how a presence of this great power and evil could have occurred." (SuperShadow: Semi sorta good.)

'Sup Shadow! I have an idea on how to involve Darth Plagueis in the next Star Wars movie trilogy. Let's believe that Plagueis was not really dead after Darth Sidious attacked Plagueis. After Plagueis spends years recovering from the near fatal wounds Sidious inflicted on him, Plagueis realizes that the kyber crystal Sidious owns makes him too powerful for Sidious to be directly confronted.

Instead, Plagueis goes into hiding, letting everyone think he is dead. After all, a live Plagueis would be hunted by Sidious. Plagueis uses his knowledge to become the best clone creator in the galaxy (on Kamino). There, Plagueis becomes wealthy, and his clones being so in demand, gets Plagueis' thirst for power filled. Since he's only a clone creator, Plagueis does not have to worry about the day to day operations of running the Empire and less attempts on his life. (SuperShadow: I don't know. Kinda silly.)

Also, being a former Sith Lord and master clone creator, it would be all too easy for Plagueis to implant Order 66 in the clones to wipe out the Jedi. It could be revealed in the next Star Wars movie trilogy that Plagueis' ultimate plan was to maneuver enough clones close enough to Sidious to make an attempt to kill Sidious. This plan fails though because Sidious starts to rely less on clones and more on real people as storm troopers.

Since it appears Mace Windu will appear in the next Star Wars movie trilogy, perhaps you can have Windu go to Kamino and find out that the head of the cloning operations is Plagueis. This could set off a Plagueis vs. Windu battle and could even satisfy the Star Wars plot formula where a major Jedi dies in each Star Wars movie trilogy. (SuperShadow: I guess so.)

According to the History of the Jedi and Sith on this very web site, it states that Plagueis does indeed have kyber crystals, just not as powerful as the one Darth Sidious had. (SuperShadow: Not quite accurate. After Sidious killed Plagueis, Sidious took all of Plagueis' belongings for Sidious to possess. This would include kyber crystals if such were owned by Plagueis.)

Plagueis with kyber crystals might be able to best Windu. This scenario could also introduce the kyber crystals to the movie going public and explain why Sidious was so powerful. These are just my thoughts. Thanks for the time and score one for *****! (SuperShadow: Your ideas will be forwarded to Lucas.)

Hey SuperShadow, I've got a quick question here if you've got the time. Do you know when the new Star Wars The Clone Wars TV series Season One will be available on DVD? (SuperShadow: The first four episodes of the new Clone Wars will be on DVD beginning on Tuesday, 24 March 2009 in the United States.)

Yo Shad, please don't post anything on politics on your web site anymore. (SuperShadow: Don't oppress me.) I love visiting this web site because it provides an escape from the reality that our country is slowly rotting and that the media will lead to the destruction of the nation. So please only post on the masterpiece movies that you helped to create, great one. (SuperShadow: Something to consider. I probably should avoid talking about the massively harsh reality we will all face for the foreseeable future. No more politics at SS.com.)

What's up? (SuperShadow: Retroactive sabotage by means of time travel devices is the best concept of all time. I need to go back to the past and tell myself this fact.) I have a quick question. If the Star Wars prequel trilogy was made first instead of the Star Wars original trilogy, would the actors who were in the original trilogy have parts in the prequel trilogy? (SuperShadow: Pure genius on your part. What an awesomely amazing question. One of the greatest queries in the history of SS.com. Glory is what you deserve.)

Like Carrie Fisher being Padme Amidala. (SuperShadow: Yep, I agree with this.) Mark Hamill being Anakin Skywalker. (SuperShadow: Probably not for The Phantom Menace if Lucas kept Anakin as a child. Hamill might have been cast as the young Obi-Wan Kenobi.) And David Prowse portraying Count Dooku? (SuperShadow: Probably not.)

Thanks and please post. (SuperShadow: Lucas would have asked Sir Alec Guinness to be Qui-Gon Jinn for certain. I don't know what role, if any, Harrison Ford would have had in the Star Wars prequels. If Harrison missed starring in Star Wars, then Harrison might not have gotten the Indiana Jones acting role and might not have made over $ 500 million U.S. dollars as an actor.

Harrison could have possibly spent the rest of his life building bird houses or whatever Harrison was doing before Star Wars. That would be hilarious if Harrison actually had to work for a living.) Also, thanks for posting my comment about Jedi Indiana Jones. (SuperShadow: Making your life beyond your wildest imaginings is what I do. It's all that I do.)

SS, who is the source of Heavenly powers. It looks like the UNC Tar Heels basketball team is going to win the regular season ACC Conference title, achieve another record breaking victory in the ACC Conference tournament and make a 6 game run in the NCAA tournament to take the 2009 National Title in basketball. (SuperShadow: Yeah and Lucas is planning to donate his entire personal financial net worth to the less fortunate.

What's really humorous is the nonsense related to the Anti-Christ and False Prophet from the Book of Revelation from the Holy Bible. If St. John the Divine had realized how this non prophetic teaching would be inaccurately interpreted 2,000 years later, St. John would eclipse even me in daily laughter without end. The A.C. and F.P. are much too killer cool to ever exist.

Yet that won't stop the hypocrites from claiming such and such person is the Human embodiment of the demonic spirit realm. It's an ironic paradoxical enigma that the ONLY person, out of the 6.7 billion people of Earth who could destroy your society, is the one you persecute the most without mercy. The U.S. Government has learned absolutely nothing over the past 500 years.)

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

SuperShadow. I was watching The Hidden Enemy episode of the new Star Wars The Clone Wars TV show and I loved it. One question. Do clones age like Humans or not? (SuperShadow: After fully maturing, the clone troops have a normal Human life span of between 300 to 400 years in the Star Wars galaxy.)

I just want to say you totally rock! (SuperShadow: I'm way, way above this. You can't describe in words how spectacular I really am.)

Great Shadow, why not have Luke Skywalker go in a cave that has a crystal that could give the Dark Jedi unlimited Force power. Luke goes to destroy it, but must face three trials. Luke's first trial is he must fight his old Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan is in his prime in Star Wars Episode 3. Obi-Wan engages in a good fight, but Luke wins. (SuperShadow: Intriguing.)

The next trial is Yoda. Yoda explains only the worthy can pass and Yoda says Luke must fight Yoda. Luke then ignites his light saber then fights Yoda. Luke has some difficulty defeating Yoda, but then Luke stabs Yoda. Yoda collapses and says: "Thank you, Luke. You have proved yourself, but one more task remains." Luke asks what. Yoda says: "That you must find out yourself." Luke presses onward. Then finally Luke finds the final trial Anakin Skywalker. (SuperShadow: Overwhelming. These ideas will be forwarded to Lucas.)

When is George Lucas going to remake the Star Wars classic trilogy? I'm hoping he does remake it. (SuperShadow: Not gonna happen. Life has revealed to you that your dreams NEVER become reality. Not even symbolically or figuratively.)

Truth is, U.S. Vice President Biden works for the Russians. You will, in time, see it. (SuperShadow: The Russians don't need spies at the top levels of the U.S. Government. The Russians have the ability to retrieve all our secrets without having to resort to such espionage. After fifty plus years, Russian intelligence is In Like Flynn with regards to the inner workings of our doomed society. The federal government is wholly responsible for your destruction.)

Shadow - I'm the one that made the comments about tax redistribution - I just wanted to thank you for posting my comments, even though you did not agree with them. (SuperShadow: Your opinion will NEVER matter.) I certainly did not think you would post them. (SuperShadow: The only achievements in life you have are infinite envy of me and getting posted on the hallowed SS.com.)

The great thing about this country is - we are allowed to think for ourselves and speak freely. (SuperShadow: Not really. Free speech is restricted.) I love this country and I certainly hope our freedom never ends. (SuperShadow: Try not to covet the genius of others. You only have to be you for ever and ever. Amen.)

Even though I don't agree with you, I WOULD defend your right to think, speak, and use your rights that our forefathers fought so hard to give us. What a gift it is! (SuperShadow: I would sell you to North Korea for a worthless I.O.U. certificate of payment. Prepare for my constant laughter for countless eons into the future.)

Over on George's page at the ultra fantastic SS.com: "George Lucas: It's not realistic to expect to meet myself or SuperShadow in person. There are millions of fans. It wouldn't be fair to meet you and not everyone else. Shadow and I have decided if we can't see all the fans, then we will meet absolutely no fans."

Really. Suppose I said, IF I can't date all the super-models in the world, then I wouldn't date any super-models? Only David Koepp is that crazy. (SuperShadow: Totally hilarious. You would need hefty sums of bailout money from the U.S. Government to date super models. You have to be mega successful like Lucas and myself to exist in the upper reaches of the American aristocracy. We spend most of our time laughing hysterically.)

The idea is, to be a successful Lucasfilm franchise, you have to generate an enormous amount of merchandise tie-in. (SuperShadow: Exactly.) You've got to be able to sell the faces of these characters to appear on lunch boxes and cereal. (SuperShadow: Absolutely.) Showing how they stay young while the world around them changes might be appealing to a lot of kids who want to stay in high school forever. (SuperShadow: Lucas' children were the only ones at their high schools driving $ 400 thousand U.S. dollars fully customized Lamborghinis. Imagine the jealously similar to my daily life.)

If the Empire is as bad as we think, then we deserve to see the end of the Empire on-screen. (SuperShadow: No. Not possible. The events transpiring immediately after Return of the Jedi will NEVER be seen in a future Star Wars TV series or motion pictures. Utilize your imagination.) Most fans don't believe they've seen the end of the Sith Lords. (SuperShadow: Lucas doesn't care about your wishes. The Sith Order no longer exists after the Star Wars classic trilogy. Nothing can alter this outcome.)

Why? Because of their nature. Vader was trying to recruit Luke to become his Apprentice, so they could rule the galaxy as father and son. We know Vader had a Secret Apprentice. Count Dooku (Darth Tyranus) might have had a secret apprentice. (SuperShadow: Named Asajj Ventress featured in the new Clone Wars TV show.)

In fact, that would be my choice for the next villain. (SuperShadow: Lucas is NOT interested.) An apprentice who found out how a Jedi named Anakin killed Dooku, and then took Dooku's place as Sidious' partner. I think we deserve one more great Sith Lord and Luke realizes the only way to destroy the Order of the Sith is to destroy the Dark Side. (SuperShadow: Kinda pathetic and overly amateurish.)

So congratulations for placing down your foot on this person who does not understand the purpose of taxes for the benefit of others. He/she may find that one day in the future, he/she will be in need of these services, and if that time comes, he/she will be relieved to know that common sense took place.

And that these programs are still in place because of tax money that came from all of us. Again, thank you for reading this brief message. (SuperShadow: As time progresses, we move closer and closer until the wealth of the mega rich is seized. Civilization will not exist to protect their money. It must be redistributed to the masses.)

SuperShadow, you know everyone keeps complaining about how the Star Wars original trilogy is so lame and not so action fast paced as the Star Wars prequels. (SuperShadow: Thousands of comments from the loyal fans bash the inferior nature of the Star Wars classics when directly compared to the perfection of the Star Wars prequels.)

Actually, I think even in the 1970's and 1980's George Lucas was still way ahead of his time! For that time period, the Star Wars universe was way ahead of his era! Do you agree? (SuperShadow: Agreed. Thirty years ago, Star Wars was the best entertainment franchise in existence. The reason the Star Wars classic trilogy features fewer action sequences when compared to the outstanding Star Wars prequels is because Lucas wasn't massively wealthy back then. 20th Century Fox only gave Lucas roughly $ 11 million U.S. dollars to finance A New Hope.

That explains why A New Hope is devoid of action scenes for the most part. Lucas self financed The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi from his own money. This meant Lucas could ONLY spend $ 25 million U.S. dollars on The Empire Strikes Back because that's all the money Lucas had at the time. This explains why Star Wars Episode 5 is limited to one major, large scale action sequence involving the Battle of Hoth with the Imperial Walkers.

Lucas invested about $ 33 million U.S. dollars in Return of the Jedi because again Lucas had very, very limited finances. We should credit Lucas for giving Return of the Jedi the most action events for the classics. Lucas saves the best action for the final episode of each Star Wars movie trilogy.)

Of course if Lucas had done them with today's standards, it would be totally different in computer animation, etc., but I still think then it was also awesome! What is SuperShadow's opinion on this? (SuperShadow: If Lucas were to remake the Star Wars classic trilogy with modern digital special effects, the new classic trilogy would literally surpass your imagination. It would boggle your mind beyond comprehension. Think about the Star Wars prequels on steroids to infinity to the max in turbo overdrive.)

Will we see Luke Skywalker's Star Wars Episode 4, 5 and 6 light saber that Obi-Wan gave Luke in Star Wars Episodes 7, 8 and 9? (SuperShadow: The light saber Obi-Wan gave to Luke during A New Hope was lost during the battle with Darth Vader during The Empire Strikes Back. All the surviving weapons from the Galactic Civil War are located in museums around the galaxy by the time of Star Wars Episode 7.) SuperShadow, you are the main source of infinite knowledge! (SuperShadow: NEVER underestimate my powers and abilities. There are no limits on the greatest genius in the history of the Universe, er I mean, the infinite Multiverse.)

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Hi, SS! What can you tell us about the Ryloth Trilogy coming up on the Star Wars The Clone Wars TV show? (SuperShadow: Because the new Clone Wars TV series has relatively low Nielsen TV ratings at around two million viewers per week on the Cartoon Network, Lucas limits the amount of spoilers we can reveal at SS.com. I have an overall story summary of all the episodes for season one of the new Clone Wars at the SS web site dedicated to the Clone Wars TV show. This web site link is available on this front page of SS.com.)

Hi Supe! What's up? (SuperShadow: I'm not certain if I welcome wide scale societal collapse after careful contemplation. To survive the meltdown of civilization, you have to be able to provide your own electricity, fresh water and food. Who amongst you is truly self sufficient?)

Have a question for ya. A vs. question. How about Vipers from Battlestar Galactica (re-make) vs. a couple of X-Wings? Call it a draw? (SuperShadow: The technology seen in the updated Battlestar Galactica is only a few hundreds or thousands of years more advanced than our own technology of circa 2009.

In comparison, the Star Wars galaxy has mind stunning technical devices that boggle the mind beyond comprehension. The Star Wars technology is 100 to 200 thousand years more advanced than current Earth. The Vipers are primitive and would have no chance against even the most ancient of X-Wing star fighters.)

What are you basing your rank of Luke Skywalker as the most powerful Jedi ever? (SuperShadow: It's based on the opinion of Lucas. Nearly all the content of SS.com originates from the mind of Lucas. This includes the Star Wars Episodes 7, 8 and 9 synopsis, the Indiana Jones 5 plot script, the Most Powerful Jedi and Sith lists and about everything else found at this ingenious central hub for the fans.)

It seems to me Luke simply was the only one left after Yoda, Darth Vader and Palpatine died, which would leave Luke with the responsibility of teaching a new crop of Jedi. How does that make Luke more than just an ordinary Jedi Master? (SuperShadow: Have you ever really watched the Star Wars prequel and classic trilogy? You missed the most important lesson from Star Wars. The Sith Lords outwitted ten thousand plus Jedi Knights during the stellar prequels.

In contrast, Luke outsmarted the Sith without even having to fight. To defeat your adversary with no effort is the envy of all military strategists. Luke was the first and only Jedi, who could destroy the Sith Order with help from Anakin Skywalker naturally. Having the will of the Force on your side is much, much more important than having overwhelming superiority in power and strength. Watch the Star Wars movies over and over and over again until you learn this important indisputable fact.)

Does Vader know Darth Sidious has the kyber crystal at all? (SuperShadow: No, this is a secret Sidious reveals to no one. Not even the most high ranking members of the Sith conspiracy.)

SuperShadow hi. How was Vader able to disappear after Vader died on the 2nd death star and become a Force ghost when only Yoda and Obi-Wan trained or knew how to do it? (SuperShadow: Yeah, this is an enigmatic mystery, which Lucas has told me he will NEVER explain to the fans. You're going to have to make up your on solution to avoid the obvious plot mistake you have pointed out. Lucas doesn't care what you think.)

SuperShadow, how long have you been the biggest fan of Star Wars besides Lucas and his family? (SuperShadow: SS.com has been the number one most popular and most visited Star Wars fan web site since early 1997. To this day, I'm the only world famous and legendary Star Wars fan. I'm the only Star Wars expert guru genius that Lucas knows by name. The rest of you don't even exist. Sad, but true.)

I also posted the Clone Wars TV series ideas about Anakin Skywalker killing Darth Sidious clones and Yoda facing an apparition of himself on Kashyyyk created by the dark side of the Force if Yoda had joined the dark side. What were your thoughts on these ideas? (SuperShadow: Simply wonderful.

It's as if the Heavens opened up briefly to reveal to me alone the secrets of the Universe. Praise be to whatever it is that wants to be worshiped.) I apologize if they were not good enough to be given to George! May the Force be with you! (SuperShadow: Your concepts were forwarded to Lucas already.)

What's up, SS? (SuperShadow: Life is perfection even if the end times can't be avoided.) On the 7th, someone posted a list of the light sabre special effects that were messed up in the 2004 DVD release of the Star Wars original trilogy and you chewed him or her out. I watched the original trilogy again to just to see if the person's theory was true and it was! (SuperShadow: None of us can believe that Lucas can make mistakes. Return to reality immediately.)

Everything the person mentioned except Vader's light sabre turning violet (it turned aqua lavender) was 100 percent true! I think that you should re-watch the original trilogy again and look yourself! (SuperShadow: I have a mega intense photographic memory with a breath taking 350 IQ. I know each Star Wars film frame by frame in my mind. There are no errors by Lucas.)

Once you see that the person was right, you should apologize because you've chewed me out before and I know how it feels. Thank you for reading this and please post on your web site. (SuperShadow: False heresy against Lucas is not rewarded here. Getting your feelings hurt constantly is what makes our reality so fantastically great and awesome beyond measure.)

Season 2 of the new Clone Wars TV show starts this Fall. Season 1 ends in March 20 with the 3 part Separatist invasion of Ryloth. (SuperShadow: Watch the skies.)

SuperShadow, was this you talking about Ewan McGregor, who was Obi-Wan Kenobi in the spellbinding Star Wars prequel trilogy, at this link? (SuperShadow: I've been maintaining SS.com for over 15 years and still not a single one of you knows anything about me personally that I haven't revealed. I will continue to laugh for eternity. Each day gets better and better although the economic depression may get worse than can be fathomed.)

Lord Shadow, tonight's TV features lots of moral dilemmas. Possibly because some of the shows were written after "The Dark Knight" sold so many tickets. (SuperShadow: Wrong.)

So Luke Skywalker is the most powerful Jedi ever? (SuperShadow: Yes, according to Lucas.) And the dark side is stronger than the light side of the Force? (SuperShadow: Yep, but while the dark side is more powerful than the light side, it should be understood that the dark side always leads to self destruction in the end. The dark side victories are temporary and fleeting whereas the light side controls the ultimate destiny of the galaxy.)

That means that if Luke went evil in his prime, he'd basically be a god, huh? (SuperShadow: Not really. A nefarious Luke doesn't have the will of the Force with him. Dark side Luke would suffer the same negative fate as all Sith Lords and Dark Jedi.)

You say that by the end of Star Wars Episode 9 Luke will be near invincible. Does this mean that someone could walk up to Luke and stab him with a light saber and Luke wouldn't die? (SuperShadow: No, not at all. From a technical perspective, Luke can be killed. However, just as the U.S. President has the Secret Service protecting him 24 hours a day, likewise Luke has Jedi protectors guarding Luke from harm. High profile leaders will be the targets of adversaries and enemies. Luke can't walk around in public by himself. Luke is constantly surrounded by Jedi freedom defenders at all times.)

What alien race is Ce Ce Denowai from? (SuperShadow: The Habcarth species. Denowai was the most powerful female Jedi Master in history.)

How would completely conquering Naboo automatically let Darth Sidious control the whole galaxy? (SuperShadow: It means Qui-Gon Jinn would not discover Anakin Skywalker, which results in Anakin perishing in obscurity as a slave on Tatooine. Anakin would be unable to fulfill the Jedi prophecy of the chosen one, who will bring balance to the Force by annihilating the Sith. Anakin Skywalker is the only Force sentient capable of defeating Darth Sidious.

Moreover, Anakin never would have met Padme Amidala, which results in Luke and Leia Skywalker never being born.) Sidious still would had to go through the Jedi Order to succeed this. (SuperShadow: As the Star Wars prequels fully proved, Sidious had absolutely no problem killing the entire Jedi Order.

Not even the chosen one can prevent the prequel era Jedi from being completely destroyed by Sidious.) If Darth Sidious had the planet in complete control, how would he use this planet to benefit him? (SuperShadow: It has nothing to do with Naboo. If Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon are dead, then Anakin can't become a Jedi. No Skywalker twins to redeem the Sith apprentice.)

Hey, SS. What if Mace Windu becomes so obsessed with the Sith (because of losing his hand to them) that Windu lives out his exile in some ruins on the Sith home world of Korriban? (SuperShadow: According to Lucas, Korriban is not the official Sith home planet. Garbage from the Star Wars expanded universe is not reliable Star Wars history approved by Lucas.)

Kind of like a last ditch effort in case the Sith try to raise a new Sith Empire, since Windu doesn't know of their "Rule of Two" or do the Jedi know of the Sith's "Rule of Two"? (SuperShadow: Yoda reveals at the conclusion of The Phantom Menace that there are ONLY two Sith at a time: Sith Master and Sith apprentice.

It's nonsensical that Yoda would know this information if the Jedi believe the Sith Lords have been extinct for a millennium. Given the Jedi have no idea who the Sith Master really is, how would Yoda know for certain the rules of the Sith Order under the modern Sith Master called Darth Sidious? Obvious plot debacle, which can't be explained by any fan. Lucas won't discuss this topic publicly because you don't matter.)

Hey SS. I was thinking if there was a prequel trilogy (to the Star Wars prequel trilogy) what would happen to all the numbers of the episodes? (SuperShadow: Lucas has told me that the primary Star Wars saga is limited to 12 films comprising four separate Star Wars movie trilogies. Star Wars Episode 1 is the first and Star Wars Episode 12 is the last.

If there is a Star Wars movie distributed in theaters set before The Phantom Menace, it will be related to a future Star Wars TV series. Just as the Star Wars The Clone Wars movie had no episode number designation, this means all future Star Wars films based on the Star Wars TV shows will have no episode numeral representation.)

Erm, sorry but why the races of some prominent Star Wars characters like Asajj Ventress, General Grievous or Darth Rage are not on the Star Wars Species List? (SuperShadow: Nearly all the content of SS.com is from Lucas as I explained earlier. Lucas answers to no one, which means we get updated content of the major SS.com sections only when Lucas chooses. Your complaints on all subjects are ignored by Lucas. Nothing can speed up the glacial pace of Lucas.)

Lord Shadow, the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences claims that the Oscars are "The biggest movie event of the year," yet The Dark Knight, a movie that people had to leave their houses for and pay to see, sold more tickets than the typical viewership of the Oscar telecast.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button has taken in $116.5 domestic, after 39 days, mostly on the strength of Brad Pitt's popularity. (SuperShadow: The Oscar Awards are a popularity contest in Hollywood. Every film director, producer and actor, who are members of the Academy, envy Lucas because Lucas is the most wealthiest individual in the history of cinema. The financial net worth of Lucas is more than all of Hollywood combined. No exaggeration at all.)

Clone Slick is the traitor in The Hidden Enemy episode of the Clone Wars TV show. General Whorm Loathsom made a brief appearance with Asajj Ventress, local Christophians and a tactical droid. (SuperShadow: Pretty sweet.)

It appears that both Blue Shadow virus themed episodes of the new Clone Wars will air back to back on the Cartoon Network. Captain Typho is there with Naboo soldiers. Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan find the cure to once again save the infected Padme, Jar Jar Binks, Ahsoka Tano and some clones from the Separatist virus. (SuperShadow: Lucas is the master of the space time continuum.)

I really need two questions answered, please. Thanks! Why did Palpatine say to Yoda that Vader would be more powerful then both of them? (SuperShadow: Palpatine believed he could utilize the dark side to accurately see the future. Palpatine successfully predicted the events of the Star Wars prequels. However, the dark side deceived Palpatine by making Palpatine foresee in advance that the Rebel Alliance would be defeated at the Battle of Endor and that Luke Skywalker would turn to the dark side during Return of the Jedi.

Palpatine thought he saw the future with Vader at his full potential.) Could Vader have become more powerful than Palpatine even with the kyber crystal of his? (SuperShadow: No, Vader never was close to Palpatine in Force power. Notice how Vader cowardly defeats Palpatine from behind in Return of the Jedi. Vader realized he could NOT kill Palpatine face to face.)

And if Count Dooku and Darth Sidious were fighting each other with or without his kyber crystal of his, who would win? (SuperShadow: Lord Darth Tyranus can't kill Sidious. Not even theoretically.)

Monday, February 16, 2009

SuperShadow, I am one of the greatest Star Wars experts of all time and I would like to discuss the world of Star Wars with you. (SuperShadow: No, never. The only way for the fans to communicate with myself and Lucas is by submitting comments and questions at SS.com. It is impossible for you to meet us.)

SS, Anakin Skywalker has 13,200 more midichlorians than Luke Skywalker, the greatest Jedi Master of all time. So if Anakin had turned on Darth Sidious and stayed a Jedi for the rest of his life, but then Luke became a Jedi and just some questions.

Would Anakin become a Jedi Master for killing Sidious and if not why? (SuperShadow: Nyet. You can't be a Jedi Master by killing Sith.) Then who would be Luke's Jedi Master? (SuperShadow: With both Yoda and Obi-Wan deceased and the other surviving Jedi Masters in hidden seclusion, Luke would have no Jedi Master after Return of the Jedi.)

Would Princess Leia become a politician or a Jedi? (SuperShadow: Leia ultimately becomes a Jedi. Destiny can't be eluded.) And who would be Luke and Leia's Jedi Master? (SuperShadow: Luke is the top Jedi Master for the new Jedi Order including Leia.) Then in order who would be strongest and who would be weaker than the other and for what reason? (SuperShadow: Luke would be more powerful than Leia because there can only be one Jedi Master, who is the best of all time.)

Hey Shadow, surely Battlefield Earth is one of the most underrated sci fi films of all time. (SuperShadow: Has your opinion about anything ever mattered? Turn around look at what you see. Deal with it.) When will Lucas consider making a sequel? (SuperShadow: Lucasfilm produces major motion pictures, which are based on the original ideas of Lucas. It must be tough and demoralizing to be you. However, you can live vicariously through Lucas and myself.)

Below are the Jedi commandments that are to be followed by all Star Wars fans effective immediately. (These commandments were done by George Lucas and SuperShadow collectively). (SuperShadow: Divinely inspired, of course.)

1. Thou shalt not question the infallibility of George Lucas or his creations. Explanation: Lucas can only make things that are total in their perfection. If a Star Wars film fails at the box office, it is not a failing of Lucas. REMEMBER: George Lucas cannot make mistakes! It is the fault of you the fans by not going to the cinema enough. (SuperShadow: The Star Wars The Clone Wars movie was a box office disaster because it was not written and directed by Lucas.

The most lucrative and financially successful Star Wars films are the ones directed and written solely by Lucas all by himself: The Phantom Menace, Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope. The least profitable and not as beloved by the fans are the Star Wars motion pictures involving diabolical sabotage by third party script writers and directors: Attack of the Clones, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.)

2. Thou shalt spend at least 20 per cent of your income per month on Star Wars merchandise. Explanation: a true Star Wars fan will always ensure the Star Wars story is continually sold. We must ensure that our money gets to Lucasfilm. We owe it to George Lucas. (SuperShadow: Lucas has dedicated his life to serving the fans.)

He has only you (the Star Wars fan's) interest at heart. Remember when passing a collectibles shop, do go in and buy Star Wars merchandise (figurines and Star Wars books, etc.) (SuperShadow: Only buy NEW Star Wars collectibles manufactured recently in 2008 or 2009. Lucas receives no profits from the sales of ancient Star Wars merchandise, which was made in the 1970's, 1980's and 1990's.) Do not think of the money.

Only that you honour Lucas with each purchase. (SuperShadow: Some one like you who makes three cents an hour at Movie Paradise Rentals needs to invest at least 80 percent of their yearly income in Star Wars. You really need to get a higher paying job, but the fact you are employed at all is an amazing massive shock. Get a second and third job.)

3. Thou shalt always ensure to the best of my ability that all new Star Wars releases are box office smash hits. Explanation: a true Star Wars fan will go to any new Star Wars film in the cinema at least 30 times! It is imperative that you take time off work start at the 3:30 PM matinee showing and then all the repeat showings until the cinema closes. (SuperShadow: Not sufficient. The average reader of SS.com watched The Phantom Menace over 50 times in multiplexes.

This is why Star Wars Episode 1 is by far without question the highest box office grossing Star Wars movie by an extremely very, very vast margin. Lucas has proudly stated that The Phantom Menace will always be the most successful Star Wars film even if the Star Wars classic trilogy is re-released in cinemas for the 40th (2017) and 50th (2027) anniversaries of the theatrical debut of A New Hope.)

If all Star Wars fans obeyed this commandment, all future Star Wars films would knock the Titanic movie by mega genius James Cameron off the top summit. If you are unable to get time off work, simply calculate the cost of going 30 times and send this amount to SuperShadow.com. (SuperShadow: Immediately mail your wallet to Lucasfilm.)

4. Thou shalt within my lifetime visit Lucasfilm (Skywalker Ranch) at least once. Explanation: true Star Wars fans are obliged to visit Skywalker Ranch, which is the birth place of Jedi. When there, please do all the guided tours (there is a discount if all taken together). (SuperShadow: Lucas doesn't want the fans within 500 miles of Skywalker Ranch or any Lucasfilm building.)

However, if a Star Wars fan is coming close to the end of his/her life and has not yet made the pilgrimage, he/she must leave at least 20 percent of their estate at death to George Lucas and Lucasfilm. Lucas will remember that person as if they had made the pilgrimage. (SuperShadow: I can't stop laughing at you. Extremely naive and delusional.

Most Star Wars loyalists have a negative financial net worth. After they join the choir invisible, there's nothing to be inherited because they have no wealth to distribute to their unfortunate heirs. That's why you need to stay alive so that you can provide your employment income to Lucas.)

5. Thou shalt not suffer anyone to ridicule Star Wars or George Lucas. Explanation: a true Star Wars fan will not suffer the Star Wars story, movies, characters and special effects to be ridiculed by the foolish (i.e., should a friend or family member ridicule Jar Jar Binks, you must disown that person even though they may be your flesh and blood). Lucas expects nothing less. Don't use violence. Just walk away.

The Jedi religion is a religion of peace. (SuperShadow: Lucas and I don't care about the criticism of the zeros at life, who are bitter, caustic and cynical because their lives are complete utterly disappointing flops. Let them continue to loathe Jar Jar Binks and the Ewoks. Their opinions have no influence over Lucas. More and more cute lovable characters will always appear in the future Star Wars TV series and especially in Star Wars Episodes 7, 8 and 9.)

Can Darth Vader summon Force lightning with his mechanical hands in the suit of his? (SuperShadow: Lucas says the mechanical Darth Vader is capable of performing all Force powers including Sith lightning.)

Hi SuperShadow, when Luke Skywalker kicked Vader in Return of the Jedi down the throne room, I had two questions. Why didn't Vader back flip and land on his feet? (SuperShadow: When Lucas created the light saber duels for the Star Wars classic trilogy, Lucas had no idea he'd have the Jedi and Sith characters constantly doing flips and jumping all the time in the superior Star Wars prequels. Lucas is making Star Wars up as he goes along with absolutely no advanced planning.

If Lucas could remake the light saber duels from the Star Wars classic episodes, then ancient Obi-Wan, Luke Skywalker and the mechanical Vader would be much more athletic with complex flips and impressive maneuvers, which would match and equal what we saw in the Star Wars prequel trilogy masterpieces.) And where exactly did Luke kick Vader and what was that groan? Thanks if you can answer. (SuperShadow: Remember the all powerful Tengri, who watches over each of us.)

Sunday, February 15, 2009

What if Darth Sidious had told Darth Vader in Star Wars part 3 that Obi-Wan had killed Padme on Mustafar after Anakin Skywalker's defeat? Would Vader have believed that deceit? (SuperShadow: No, not at all. Vader would have demanded proof of this claim by Sidious. Vader knows that Obi-Wan would NEVER kill an innocent person especially Padme Amidala.)

Hey SS, you posted my idea on January 21, it was the third one. (SuperShadow: You're such a success. SS ad portas.) After Darth Bane being de-limbed by the clones of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, the clones use the Force mind trick on a huge colony of carnivorous insects that reside in tall dirt pillars. They devour Bane leaving only his limbless skeleton. (SuperShadow: Extraordinarily rare. How did you think this up by yourself? You can solve all the world's problems without even trying.)

'Sup Shadow! (SuperShadow: How are you dealing with the immense jealously? It's sovereign to be addicted to SS.com.) If Darth Plagueis had not paid Palpatine's parents a large sum of money (according to the History of the Jedi and Sith section found exclusively and ONLY at SS.com) and Palpatine had trained as a Jedi, what would the outcome have been? (SuperShadow: Without the unlimited military and political genius of Palpatine, the Sith Lords NEVER would have conquered the galaxy.)

Would Plagueis have been able to become Emperor like Darth Sidious did? (SuperShadow: No way. Don't be silly.) Where would Palpatine rank in most powerful Jedi? (SuperShadow: Top twenty five, definitely.) Was Palpatine fated to turn to the dark side of the Force and destined to fall like Anakin? (SuperShadow: This appears to be true.

Malevolent people like Hitler, Stalin and Genghis Khan really do exist. Similar Humans can appear and haunt planet Earth at any given time. We can't fathom why the Heavens would allow these evil beings to cause so much death and devastation.)

Would Palpatine and Anakin Skywalker have teamed up to face Darth Plagueis and who would have won that battle? (Plagueis and his Sith apprentice vs. Palpatine and Anakin?) (SuperShadow: Anakin can't be killed by the Sith Lords. A battle with Anakin would result in the permanent end to Plagueis allowing Anakin to eventually satisfy the requirements of the Jedi prophecy.)

Great SS, what's up. (SuperShadow: My bountiful powers have no boundaries.) Darth Bane is going to be in Star Wars Episode 7, 8 or 9, right? So just some questions. Why didn't Bane come out of hiding during the Empire's reign of terror? (SuperShadow: Why did Obi-Wan and Yoda hide like cowards for twenty years after Revenge of the Sith without attempting to defeat the Sith?)

Did Bane fear Sidious and Vader would kill Bane? (SuperShadow: Possible solution, which might be revealed in Star Wars Episode 7.) If so, why maybe Vader but Sidious he is a crippled old man. Vader, I think, would kill Sidious in a fight because Vader is the chosen one. But Vader can't die until all Sith are destroyed. (SuperShadow: Correcto exactimont.)

So how could Vader die in Return of the Jedi? Bane is a Sith. (SuperShadow: Not right. The Jedi prophecy requires Anakin to end the official Sith Order. Not literally every single surviving Sith. Huge big time difference. You should know this already given how you worship Lucas.) Then if Anakin had killed Obi-Wan on Mustafar and Yoda had been killed by Sidious and Padme had survived child birth, what would become of the galaxy? (SuperShadow: Nothing would happen obviously.)

Dear SuperShadow, I am happy with the second season of the Star Wars The Clone Wars TV series. What do you have to say about that? (SuperShadow: It's the first time in history a Star Wars based TV show has survived to the second season. This, in large part, is due to me.) Will we expect more action scenes? (SuperShadow: Over your imagination.) May the Force be with you, Master Shadow. (SuperShadow: The Force is perpetually my slave. This can never change.)

What's good, SS? (SuperShadow: I am unable to sin. Perfectly pious continuously.) How come Darth Zannah (Darth Bane's Sith apprentice) isn't on the most powerful Sith list? (SuperShadow: When I claim to be the top Human of all time, there are countless numbers of SS zealots, who criticize me by saying that the last thing the greatest genius in history would do is updating the number one visited Star Wars fan web site on a daily basis for over 15 years. My logical counter argument (if such can exist) is that if you could understand the true nature of reality you would learn the Universe is very, very absurd.

If reality can be silly, then why can't I be even more profusely eccentric? Why does anybody care what I do? That's the true mystery.) In the Rule of Two Sith, Bane stated that one day Zannah would even surpass Bane. If I'm correct, Bane's like number 6, so she should at least be number 5. (SuperShadow: No, you're not correct, but you already knew that.)

Hey Shad. I read the History of Jedi and Sith section of SS.com. I read about Rodar Wizards. Are they immortals? (SuperShadow: They're not true supernatural gods so the Rodar Wizards can't be eternal. However, as an advanced machine intelligence, they have the ability to live for countless quadrillions of years, which means they essentially are everlasting from our perspective.)

Or are they practically beyond my imagination? (SuperShadow: Exactly. A post technological singularity civilization, with artificially enhanced minds operating trillions upon trillions of times faster than the Human brain, would be something we can't fathom.) That section is obviously the official vision of Lucas because I have noticed that there are some expanded universe characters in there that Lucas accepts. (SuperShadow: You're the one obsessed with my genius by visiting SS.com multiple times per day.

Notice I don't visit your web site because you aren't capable of creating a brilliant web site of any kind that people would actually read. You massively envied me yesterday. You infinitely covet me today. You will even be more jealous of me for endless tomorrows even if the unlimited can't be increased.)

Lord Shadow, I thought the episode of "24" was suspenseful, but it was too short. (SuperShadow: Reference to a modern TV series broadcast by the Fox television channel where the federal government battles unpredictable terrorist threats.) If you could run two-hour episodes of "24" the ratings would improve. (SuperShadow: How can a third world nation infiltrate all levels of the U.S. Government and paralyze the United States into inaction and doubt?

That's as ridiculous as suggesting I could single handedly destroy Western Civilization, which is comprised of over 800 million people. The fact Darth Sidious all alone brought down the Old Republic, which consisted of trillions of sentient entities, doesn't count because Star Wars can't be real. Or is it? Cue the terrifying musical theme to the classic Twilight Zone TV show.)

Previously posted on the astonishingly ingenious SS.com: "(SuperShadow: Where's the evidence to support this theory? You know very, very well your personal beliefs have no validity on any topic. The only thing you have mastered in life is being wrong about everything especially Star Wars and Indiana Jones.)"

Actually, if anything, my mistake is following the established story lines too closely. (SuperShadow: Perhaps.) You and George need a place, one place, where you can let your imaginations go and think about new ways, different journeys, the road not taken. (SuperShadow: Not gonna happen. Lucas will follow the excessively profitable Star Wars plot formula for as long as he creates new Star Wars movies and TV series.)

Dear SS. How were your holidays? (SuperShadow: Envy, envy and more envy. My daily life. It's Christmas for me all year long.) Do anything fun or special? (SuperShadow: Above and beyond.) Any who, I was wondering. So did Mace Windu really go against the Jedi beliefs by trying to kill the Emperor like Anakin Skywalker said or was Windu right? (SuperShadow: With his civilization about to collapse with no hope of resurrection, Windu was willing to defy the entire Jedi Code to defeat the Sith Lords.

Windu fully understood all too well that while the Sith existed the Jedi had no hope of outsmarting the Sith.) And one more. How isn't Yoda the strongest and best? Yoda is just the best. (SuperShadow: Watch the mesmerizing Star Wars prequel trilogy again and again. Yoda had many chances to prove he was the greatest Jedi Master of all time ever and Yoda failed every challenge he faced during the stunning prequels. Also I don't want to spoil the future for you, but I thought you should know that the evil spirits win in the end. Yeah, it's the biggest upset of all time in the Multiverse, but it's been expected. No surprise.)

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